The Mother of all Meteor Showers - Smoove for congress

My fellow Belgians, listen closely, because what I’m about to tell you is huge. It’s tremendous. It’s going to be spectacular.

I am here to make Belgium great again. And not just great. We are going to make the entire cosmos look at us with envy.

Believe me. I’ve read the reports. Very smart people, the best scientists, real geniuses from the top universities, they wrote this paper, arXiv:2601.10666.

I’ve read it, I understand it better than anybody, believe me. There’s an asteroid out there, 2024 YR4. It’s a big one, 60 meters wide. A real tough guy. The scientists say, "Oh Smoove, there’s a small chance it might hit the Moon."

I tell you: when I get elected, that chance becomes 100 percent. We’re going to make that rock hit the Moon. And we’re going to hit it hard.

On Christmas 2032, we are going to put on a show like nobody has ever seen before. It’ll be the greatest show in 5,000 years. We are going to slam 2024 YR4 into the lunar surface with a force of 6.5 megatons of TNT. Boom! A massive flash!

You’ll be able to see it with your own eyes from Antwerp, from Brussels, from Liège, from Charleroi and even from the smallest villages where we fry the best fries, make the best stew and brew the best beers in the world.

And then comes the best part.

The "Mother of all Meteor Showers."

Because we hit the Moon so hard, millions of pieces of moon-dust are going to come screaming our way. We’re talking 20 million falling stars per hour.

Can you believe that? Twenty million! That’s more stars than all the other candidates have ever seen in their lives.

It’s going to be a beautiful, shimmering sky over Belgium while we’re all sitting down for our Christmas dinner.

Some people.. the "Fake News" types, they say, "But Smoove, what about the satellites? Won’t they get hit?" I say: who needs those old, tired satellites when you have the most spectacular show on Earth?

We’re making the heavens magical again.

The fireballs will be falling from the sky, 400 every single hour!

It’s going to be fantastic. It’s going to be beautiful. The other candidates want boring rules and tiny ideas. I want fireworks in deep space.

So vote for Smoove.

We’re going to make the Moon shine for all Belgians. We’re going to win, and we’re going to win so much that the stars will literally fall from the sky for us!

Smoove for Congress.

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