Oh, hello again fellow WarLife losers.
If you're the invesigative sort like myself, you must have been wondering what deadly concoction of bullshittery I must have spent the last few days cooking up in my Bike shed basement.
You are right to question that of course, from what I imagine, is fear that you are next.
Fear not however, for I have turned to aim my sights upon the domestics for the moment ,as very soon, the Irish Presidential Election shall be upon us.
Now, as a well respected journalist, I am as always open to bribes of all shapes and sizes. I just love brown envelopes comically stuffed with the good stuff inside, you see.
What do I mean by 'the good stuff', you may also ask? Oh, how inquisitive of you.
Of course I mean, MatchEra cards, the new national currency of Ireland... apparently.
As a big fan of the auld football myself, I was delighted that I was included in the game!
Until I saw my rating. I mean, are you for real? 68 defending as my highest attribute?
@69761c39b282f74bb0d39ceb I know where you live.
Regardless I have been bribed to- ...What do you mean I can't tell them that? ... Oh right.
I have been assessing both candidates. @69b03a0ee5230b35c2860968 , current MoD of Ireland, aka Daddy. And the current president of Ireland, @6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e, who doesn't currently have a funny nickname.
After much trial and tribulation, after much toiling and moiling, perchance... my research has been complete.
Please, enter full screen for my viewing pleasure, as it makes me egregiously delighted to see you all squirm.
And enjoy.
KyleTheTank for President.
Tips and Tricks required.
-RevanEire, Irish Minister of Mayhem,