Greetings citizens of my future empire.
Many have known me as the evil presence that lurks in general chat, but I'm much, much more.
I'm the shadow in the corner of your eye that vanishes when you glance at it, I'm the reason for that terrifying feeling of you being watched.
I am SarahP38 and I shall turn this world of war (craft) into a monarchy based on my likelihood, my personal recommendation is to give up your arms and bend a knee to my sovereignty.
The perks of joining my empire early are free Estrogen or Testosterone for yourself or your ancestors and free Monster Energy tm.
Also under my empire no one shall starve since I'll make all candy FREE! That's right, your favorite candy (chocolate included) will be free! Which I hope will crash Nestle's stock, of which I will nuke.
While I'm at it, these news will upset a lot of you but Harry Potter is forbidden 🚫 anyone who says anything like "Alohomora" or "Avada Kadavra" is getting deported to the moon, which I will populate with earth's most dangerous criminals.
Now you may know I'm currently Portugal's one and only empress, so when I conquer the globe my title will change and I shall only be addressed by the title "Goddess Empress of Malevolence and Wickedness" if I'm mentioned and/or talked to by anything less you and everyone you know and have interacted with will be sent to the moon.
Now for my royal castle, it'll be build within the smouldering ruins of the White House, why? Because I want to show disrespect to every other nation by building the mightiest and greatest castle in one of the world's most famous political place, In my court I'll have one emissary of each continent that'll govern it with an iron fist and the upmost cruelty, my elite guard will include Demonologists, Necromancers and blood mages, which will be trained to inflict as much pain and torment to any and all who oppose me.
You will all work for my companies and under my tightly controlled bubble of Malevolent influence and you will love every second of it... well maybe not as much as I will.
Also, since I'm a benevolent and kind ruler, I'll allow my future sla civillians to pick of Taylor Swift song to be the empire's anthem, choose wisely if your pick is back you're being sent to the moon
Signed: Sarah P. The malevolent empress of Portugal.
OOC/PS: I do not agree with anything I wrote it as a joke, except the Harry Potter part... and the estrogen part... and the Nestle part...