The Only Thing More Loyal Than an England Fan

James is over at his grandad's, watching world cup highlights. His granddad has this practically ancient parrot that's obsessed with the beautiful game, especially England.

Every time England scores, the parrot does a little dance and belts out a few lines of Wonderwall.

Amazed, the grandson asks, "Wow! So what does he do when England wins the World Cup?"

The old man shrugs and says,

"No idea. I've only had only had him for 50 years."