The tree never called itself a tree. The river never called itself a river. Even the cat with its quiet judgment, never once sat there and said "I am a cat." But the brain? The brain looked around one day, pointed at itself, and said: hey, you can call me brain.
No other organ pulled that stunt. Your liver never voted on "liver." Your heart never held a press conference. But this shady little character sitting behind your eyes decided it was the boss, gave itself a title, and somehow convinced the entire rest of you to go along with it. That's not biology. That's a coup. And here's the best part: the brain also gets to tell you this story. It gets to sit there in the dark, doing stuff, feeding you feelings, and whispers you're welcome every time you forget to question it. The organ that named itself is also the one telling you the name makes perfect sense. Convenient, isn't it?
Dedicated to https://app.warera.io/user/696289aafe8b202a725d5e2d.