The Presidential Election: A Historic Disaster

haseeb_juttSeptember 3, 2026politics

Well… the people have spoken.

And apparently, 4 of them agreed with me.

I finished the presidential race with a magnificent 5 votes, including my own vote. Meanwhile, Zuhair absolutely destroyed the competition with 60 votes, taking almost 38% of the total vote.

Congratulations to the winner. You didn't just win the election, you basically turned the rest of us into background characters.

As for my campaign, I would like to thank my supporters:

- Myself

- Myself, but on a different account in spirit

- The 4 brave souls who saw potential

- Everyone who read my campaign posts and decided to remain silent

I promised loyalty, activity, and benefits.

The voters apparently wanted none of that.

Still, losing with 5 votes is better than losing with 0. At least I can officially claim that someone believed in me.

And yes, I am absolutely counting my own vote. A politician has to start somewhere. 😭

GG to the winner.

The presidency may be gone, but the comeback arc has officially begun.

Next election, I'm aiming for 6 votes.

Slow and steady. 📈

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