Yesterday the Dutch Congress Elections concluded, 10 brand new representatives were chosen to lead The Netherlands into the future. Noone could predict the impact it would have on the entire world:
Within a day, steel prices collapsed, jobs and wages vanished, and bread prices reached historic highs. At the same time, millions of valuable resources inexplicably appeared across the map.
This reporter uncovered the truth.
During his election campagin, https://app.warera.io/user/695709f595a7333b36597d44 ran on a bold, simplistic goal.
(Translated from Dutch to English)
"Hi, vote for me."
"Everyone gets a million"
"WE WILL MAGIC MILLIONS FROM SOMEWHERE"
That somewhere now appears to have been everywhere at once.
When asked whether the sudden flood of resources, collapsing steel markets, run away bread inflation might be connected to his promises, https://app.warera.io/user/695709f595a7333b36597d44 responded:
"Well, you wanted millions. I never specified millions of what."
Next this reporter tried to talk to the biggest, most outspoken, opponent of https://app.warera.io/user/695709f595a7333b36597d44
https://app.warera.io/user/69580aa1b0732a2a65317110 ran his political campaign on the promise of "Economical stability"
When asked about his promise, https://app.warera.io/user/69580aa1b0732a2a65317110 declined to comment.
At last, this reporter found a new congress member willing to talk: https://app.warera.io/user/6957b50366775e9d3eb54077 (Translated: Cheesecrust)
Reporter: "Steel prices are collapsing globally, bread is becoming unaffordable. What is your opinion?"
https://app.warera.io/user/6957b50366775e9d3eb54077 (Cheesecrust)
"I really like cheese"
Reporter: "Right, but what about the global.."
https://app.warera.io/user/6957b50366775e9d3eb54077(Cheesecrust)
"The crust. The cheese paper. The cheese itself. Every cheese is amazing. But nothing beats Gouda."
Reporter: "So you have no concerns about global hyperinflation and mass layoffs?"
https://app.warera.io/user/6957b50366775e9d3eb54077(Cheesecrust)
"Have you tried Gouda?"
Public reaction around the world has been swift and deeply confused.
A concerned citizen stated:
“Nobody knew what they were talking about.”
Another individual was last seen trading steel for pills, calling it “the only remaining stable currency.”