The Second-Best Reggie Strikes Again

After a long retirement, brought on by the fear that the uncanny clairvoyance displayed in my last article might trigger some unfortunate Monkey's Paw scenario, it is with a heavy heart that I once again take up my pen to expose a situation that can no longer be tolerated: Reggie's blatant and grotesque discrimination.

Reggie, the well-known scammer and professional beggar, has been relentlessly discriminating against anyone who lives in Ontario. He shows no hesitation in broadcasting such vile remarks in the world chat for all to see. As if that were not enough, this individual, widely regarded as the second-best Reggie after Greggie, repeatedly questions my citizenship, often comparing it to Kevin O'Leary's.

Such remarks run contrary to everything Canada stands for. I therefore call upon the public at large, and the Germans in particular, to stand against this rhetoric and to cancel the German President, Reggie.

Finally, I would like to address Reggie directly. Despite everything, I sincerely wish you all the best and hope that one day you find the path to redemption. My door remains open. I will gladly accept your apology, and I will be more than happy to welcome you to Toronto.

#BANREGGIE #GREGGIEMUSTRETURN