THE TEFLON DON OF WARERA

Some players build companies.

Some players build alliances.

Some players build reputations.

https://app.warera.io/user/69d7e2a06df6b239ebf92b7f appears to build immunity.

In what historians are already calling one of the shortest retirements in WarEra history, the man who briefly governed Namibia, briefly governed Sierra Leone, briefly received two brief bans, then an uber-brief permanent ban, and then briefly wasn't permanently banned has once again defied the laws of probability.

Nothing sticks.

Investigations?

Slide right off.

Controversy?

Slide right off.

Permanent bans?

Apparently... those too.

Political scientists are scrambling to explain the phenomenon.

Medical researchers believe Luederitz's skin may be composed entirely of non-stick cookware.

Others argue he simply possesses the rare passive ability:

Diplomatic Immunity V

Once activated, all consequences become optional.

His résumé now reads:

• President of Namibia (briefly)

• President of Sierra Leone (even more briefly)

• Permanently banned (briefly)

• Permanently unbanned (impressively briefly)

At this point, the rest of us are merely playing WarEra.

Luederitz appears to be playtesting the moderation system.

Love him or hate him, one thing is undeniable.

If consequences were rain, this man wouldn't know what an umbrella was.

Leuderitz was asked for comment but only had this to say:

"Just go ahead and write your little article"

Sources close to the matter have shared this image of Luederitz preparing for his next big presidency

*edited because I put the title twice by accident.