The truth behind German invasion!

Today is a sad day! Today we received a rare picture from our occupied territory*. This is a vivid testimony of the precarious situation in which civilians find themselves. There is no need for more explanations, indeed Germans, eager to savour the unique taste of French bread, has invade our territory. Even young children have taken arms to defend the secrets of bread-making, a millennial cultural heritage that has been passed down through the generations.

But all hope is not lost! Our troops and allies soldiers are as I speak engaged in a deadly battle to take over Berlin and stop those bread stealers. If you love Frech break as much as much as us join the battle, free our baguettes and croissants!

*For ethic reasons all German soldiers were replaced by monkeys.