The Unbearable, Primal Urge to Say... NI! -A Guys Who Say NI Manifesto

Dear Citizens, Warriors, and the Honorable Inhabitants of WarEra,

Some people climb the leaderboards. Some people meticulously plan their market trades. And some people... well, some people just want to stand in the middle of the crowded town square, look upon the grand civilization we have built, and utter a single, world-shattering syllable combination.

The urge is rising. It claws at the back of our throat.

We feel like men possessed, standing at the precipice of absolute chaos. There is a word. A simple, two-letter combination. It carries no inherent weapon stats, it costs zero gold on the Market, and yet, it has the power to make the strongest Level 45 players tremble in their boots. It is a word of pure, unadulterated psychological warfare.

All of us want to say it. I want to say it right now. We want to say it to the Ministry, I personally want to say it to the President of Hungary especially, We all want to say it to the mods, sp do we want to say it to the entire World Chat until the text filters melt down and the servers start smoking!

They tell us to be quiet. They tell us to bring them a shrubbery. But how can many contain the sheer, primal energy of the these sacred words? The temptation to just cast aside all diplomacy, all rules, and unleash the ultimate linguistic terror upon this unsuspecting realm is too much to bear.

Prepare yourselves. The world is about to burn, and the echo will be deafening...

NI! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Go on, try to rally against the knights of culture. You cannot. Now bring us a few gold coins or gems, or we shall say "Ni" to you again!