The "Unethical" Life Pro Tips - Earn money EASY! (Hack) (Easy) (Boobs) (18+)
Are you tired of working hard for your money? Fear not! Here's a list of 'hack's to fuel your economy!
The "Girlfriend" Strat: Change your avatar to a female anime character. Your tips will increase by 400%. This is a proven statistical fact. [citation needed]
False Flagging: Join a country's Discord, shout "FOR THE MOTHERLAND," and then do absolutely nothing. You get the community appraisal for nothing.
The "Lag" Excuse: Whenever you lose a battle, immediately type "LAG" in all caps. It protects your ego and it works in other war games, so might work here as well?
Crowdfunding: Create a "GoFundMe" as News article, for a "Virtual Leg Surgery" because your character was hit in the leg.
Divide et Conquer: Start a rumor that Country A is cheating on Country B with Country C. Watch the alliance crumble. Sell weapons to all three.
Tax Evasion: If your country raises taxes, move. Be a digital nomad. Loyalty is expensive.
Begging 2.0: Don't ask for money. Ask for "Investment Opportunities." It sounds professional.
Vote Selling: Your vote is a commodity. Sell it to the highest bidder. Democracy is a marketplace. Change citizenship based on upcoming elections.
The "Loan" Shark: Ask for a loan of 100 gold. Promise to pay back 200 gold. Change your name and pick up citizenship in Belize.
The Ultimate beg: Copy and paste this entire list into the forum and add: "I wrote all this for you. Please feed me."
Since I haven't done any of these (provably!), and maybe even gave you a laugh, a tip would be very much appreciated!
I am saving up for a company and need just a lil' bit gold. :)