After much pondering and discussion with my congressmen a decision has been made to retire the USA from the famous and prestigious organization known as “Ñ.” This was a decision that was not made on a whim nor’ after ingesting copious amounts of alcohol.
We wish our former allies the best of wishes in their future endeavors. The USA, after a completely democratic and non-authoritarian vote will go mercenary giving priority towards our historical allies such as Niger, Puerto Rico, and last but not least, Oman.
Have a wonderful day!