Greetings, dear compatriots.
My name is VOSS, proud commander at the Belgian Marine and captain aboard the BNS BabUwU.
Today I am running for Congress as a representative of the Belgian Marine.
While other candidates promise you the world during the day, I offer you security when it matters most.
My main reason for asking to represent you is a simple fact: I am awake when most of the nation, and Congress, is still counting schaapkes.
I am here to represent you during the hours that standard politicians ignore.
A nation never sleeps, its government shouldn't either.
I am the vote in the night. Vote VOSS.