Reports from the front indicate that Lithuania's military leadership spent the entire night studying maps, calculating damage, and preparing battle plans.
At approximately 03:00 server time, one officer was heard saying:
"We have enough food for weeks, enough weapons for battle... but who forgot to buy energy bars?"
Panic quickly spread through the war room.
While generals argued over tactics and economists discussed production quotas, one brave volunteer was dispatched on a top-secret mission to secure the nation's most valuable wartime resource: snacks.
Fortunately, the crisis was resolved before the next battle round.
The Ministry of Defense has confirmed that future military operations will include mandatory pre-war equipment checks.
Morale remains high.
For Lithuania!