The world is stable. Consistently on fire.

Germany once again leaned over the map. A red marker, a few tanks, and that classic European tradition of calling everything “liberation.” The border shifted by three regions, but diplomats confirmed it was just a minor cartographic misunderstanding.

China recently discovered that limestone is actually profitable. Suddenly, rocks aren’t just allies — they’re investments. While China hugs its new economic miracle, a few “friends” are quietly calculating how much that miracle would be worth if it changed ownership.

India is fighting on multiple fronts, suppressing rebellions, and collecting donations after the game casually declared it bankrupt. The fifth coffee is for the army, the sixth is for whatever the server decides to break next.

Egypt barely notices the war. The pile of coins blocks the window anyway. As long as enemies keep buying weapons, hiring workers, and paying taxes, neutrality remains a very profitable moral stance.

The Vatican blessed a tank, joined BEEr, and somehow became Italy’s enemy inside Italy’s own capital. God works in mysterious ways, but alliances are clearly marked on the map.

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