TLN #6.7 - The President rules, But Congress Governs: Who gets your vote?
TLN - The President Rules, But Congress Governs: Who Gets Your Vote?
Fellow countrymen and women.
It is between the soup and the potatoes that I am writing you this, as I feel this is an urgent matter. While our President has already hand-picked his inner circle, we have to be real: The true heartbeat of our nation lies within the congress.
After reading https://app.warera.io/user/69768dd97ad3b1bff3c53882 article the other day, I realised that we are standing at a crossroads.
https://app.warera.io/article/69a5ee93951a7e22040c2002
The math is brutal:
32 Candidates
14 Seats
And you? Only have ONE shot.
With the future of Belgium on the line, you can't afford to make uninformed decisions. Who will actually show up? Who is just hunting for badges? Who is to be trusted?
I have done the dirty work for you, me https://app.warera.io/user/696e314a9fcc1dc99ed414a6 I have scrutinized every single candidate to ensure that when you hite that "VOTE" button, you're doing it with eyes wide open.The candidates
https://app.warera.io/user/6976a8203af9f6490858ca61
A strong contender for the Congress Election, Silvergerma has made himself known amongst the population for being very ambitious. He has devoted himself to Belgium, and it shows. Vying for presidency first, and now going for congress. However, his lack of communication on Discord is something we feel he needs to address.https://app.warera.io/user/695a3c1bb2e9a2535e90e96b
The first https://app.warera.io/party/698f5265ac74a73e88d83ff4 party member on our list. MRW is well known for their radical but well-reasoned ideologies. However ExuTrioz seems to be more like a "Silent Force" to me. Working behind the scene, maybe even plotting something huge. If you are a fan of the MRW, ExuTrioz is might be great vote for you.
https://app.warera.io/user/6915348217a579f225d11019
Our late President is a powerhouse choice whose iron will kept Belgium standing tall against giants last month. His only true weaknesses are a legendary thirst for the golden liquid and a total inability to appear without being summoned by calling Empress https://app.warera.io/user/6988c571c5c82ef9ae1b73cb 3 times. He’s the hero we need, if the Empress can get him to the table on time.https://app.warera.io/user/6916dee6c945095d8b364432
Alfunleashed rides with AkimboPanda in the nation’s largest and founding party https://app.warera.io/party/698cfd5903daee7f6b18ec5e, making him a heavyweight candidate by default. He’d be an easy choice for any patriot, were it not for his questionable allegiance as a supporter of Deirremonne. Do us all a favor and keep radical Deirremonneneirs out of our Congress.
https://app.warera.io/user/691d7aefc66380bdd827820f
Does Babu even need an introduction? We’re talking about the undisputed Legendary Belgian Shitposter, the Mute King of the chat, and the single-handed reason for the national Duvel shortage.
Let’s be brutally honest: Do NOT vote for Babu. Not because it’s a wasted vote —far from it— but because the man already has enough political capital to fuel that massive, planet-sized ego he lugs around 24/7. Giving him more votes at this point is like pouring gasoline on a bonfire that’s already visible from space. Let's save some votes for the rest shall we?https://app.warera.io/user/695a8673b00a4dc3ab275282
Digging into this candidate’s history was a rabbit hole so deep I almost threw in the towel and deleted my draft. But once I hit the bedrock, I found the truth: Bogger is a trilingual workhorse who simply doesn't quit. Activity-level off the charts, speaks the languages, does the hours. He's everywhere at once. He's the silent engine, some might say he's boring but in a congress full of work-bots, Booger is exactly what we need to get those laws signed.
https://app.warera.io/user/69a4bf37453e47d4b80d3e63
This newcomer touched down in Belgium just three days ago and is already making a bold sprint for a seat in Congress. While her ambition is undeniable, persistent whispers of deep-rooted ties to Germanyhttps://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac79c have the TLN newsroom raising an eyebrow. Until we can verify where her true loyalties lie, we suggest Belgian voters treat this candidacy with a healthy dose of skepticism, which is why TLN will not be recommeding a vote for her.
https://app.warera.io/user/6952a50b1b011d06470d9db9
Before adopting her current title, this candidate carved her path through the history books under legendary aliases like DIKKETEEF and RetznDretzn. She is loud, relentless, and unapologetically vocal, a whirlwind of activity in a sea of suits. A vote for MaggieDEBLOCK is a vote for absolute, high-energy unpredictability, and frankly, that’s exactly the kind of Belgian madness we need.
https://app.warera.io/user/6915e6af459a980afd921351
The level 12 wildcard. Don't let his level fool you, Cool-Breeze has already stormed the chat with a voice that’s impossible to ignore. While some might scoff at the lack of XP, let’s not forget that https://app.warera.io/user/697687df3af9f6490847bc13 was only 15 when he seized the Ministry of Defence last month. If you’re looking for fresh blood with an opinion worth hearing, this is the rookie to watch as they climb the ranks.
https://app.warera.io/user/6978f235c52da0aa0cb79c6e
When it comes to covering their tracks, Prutske is a master of digital silence and top-tier OPSEC. However, even the best shadows cast a dark reflection;
Unfortunately we’ve spotted Prutske in frequent contact with the infamous dissident https://app.warera.io/user/697738443fb914e84d782fef. Given TayTay’s radical obsession with nuking Belgium into oblivion, TLN insists you steer clear of this candidate unless you want a front-row seat to our national fallout.
https://app.warera.io/user/694a4723e9ff39564a8e587c
Became a subscriber less than 24 hours ago, seemingly for the sole purpose of dyeing his name with the signature MRW Pink. It’s a bold aesthetic choice, but with a referral list that can’t seem to break past Level 3, his track record for growth is looking a bit thin. This is his second sprint for congress; is he finally ready to lead, or just really committed to the color scheme?Empress https://app.warera.io/user/6988c571c5c82ef9ae1b73cb is a name that strikes fear and devotion into the Belgian ranks. If your political ideology is bowing down and watching our enemies get crushed underfeet(pics), then she is your undisputed choice. Plus, it’s a total bargain: a vote for the Empress ensures https://app.warera.io/user/6915348217a579f225d11019 remains part of the mandatory package-deal.
https://app.warera.io/user/6914ff45cdf57cd0c13144f8
Architect of the Belgian State Gazette and father of Babu-Jr, LouisG is rapidly cementing his status as a national icon. His "special" style is backed by a level of dedication that borders obsession — if you’re woken by a ping at 03:42 AM, it’s probably LouisG dissecting Discord logs from five hours ago. While the rest of Belgium sleeps, this man is liking your comments and ensuring not a single sentence escapes his watchful, caffeinated eyes.https://app.warera.io/user/6957897c66775e9d3ea25d5f
CLipton is steadily carving out his territory in the discord and beyond, proving you don’t need to be the loudest in the room to command respect. His platform is built on the pillars of collaboration and representing every player —no matter their playstyle— with genuine integrity. It’s a sophisticated message of unity, delivered with the most legendary exit line of the election cycle: CLipton out, bitches."https://app.warera.io/user/69175a4947cb935b3e09c080
The owner of the BBD and the undisputed shotcaller of the Belgian front lines. In the previous administration, he was notorious for calling every tactical play before the Minister of Defence could even wake up from his afternoon nap. If there’s blood in the water and war on the horizon, Rups doesn't need a discussion; he just needs an order to bark.https://app.warera.io/user/6917999645ce8539d0d051f4
When Smoove takes the floor, you’d better grab a coffee, a beer, or some popcorn, because you’re in for a masterclass. His rhetoric carries a faint "Trumpellian Fandango" flair, but don't let the showmanship fool you—this version is packed with sharp, calculated intellect. It’s a high-energy performance where every word is a calculated move, leaving the rest of the room just sitting down and listening.https://app.warera.io/user/691540d980f1bfca4f9f5223
sits at the peak of the Belgian hierarchy, wielding both high-level power and the dreaded "Staff" tag. I’ve done my digging, and let’s just say the "dirt" I found is enough to make this TLN reporter consider early retirement. For the sake of my own account's survival, I’ll keep the spicy details under lock and key—but rest assured, this is a candidate who sees everything before it even happens.https://app.warera.io/user/697687df3af9f6490847bc13
At just 15, Theopold has already survived a successful term as Minister of Defence, even if he spent most of it trying to outrun Rups’s legendary reflexes. His relentless dedication and crystal-clear communication have made him a pillar of the Belgian establishment before most kids his age have even finished their homework. Is a seat in Congress really the peak for this youngster, or are we witnessing the early rise of a future national titan?https://app.warera.io/user/6977716ed1e2f838695d2acd
Looking for a candidate who can break down the national debt while enjoying a pheasant and a "zalmtoastje" with an Orval? Marcel is your man—provided the setting involves a very specific, female-only guest list. Unfortunately, if you’re reading this now, your vote is likely lost; Marcel still operates via "gele briefkaart," and B-Post isn't known for it's fast progress.https://app.warera.io/user/6979f4433f73aea3cd5cbe8b
At just 19, Bremsie has already secured a formidable wall of MRW support. She’s so eager to serve that she offered to work for free as a congress intern — which raises the question: if we’re getting the labor for free anyway, why give away a precious seat? Some skeptics wonder if there’s a "G.I.R.L." Guy In Real Life behind the screen, but whether it’s a dedicated roleplayer or a rising star, the ambition is undeniably real.https://app.warera.io/user/695156ad8d67819bb5674cbd
The leader of De Centen Partij stormed onto the scene with a flurry of sharp economic articles and a bold national vision. After that initial explosion of activity, Steinberg retreated into a calculated silence that has the entire country guessing. Is this a sign of fading interest, or has he simply been quiet because he’s busy drafting the blueprints for his upcoming Congressional term?https://app.warera.io/user/6952f1c404275298fa853ac7
Sporting the avatar of the smartest man in the universe, buhdeuce has managed to keep his article pinned by the government for two straight weeks. He’s gambled with more Belgian taxpayer money as MoE than Epstein has paid for silence, yet the public remains absolutely hooked. Between the reckless high-stakes bets and that undeniable "Rick" charisma, he’s the genius we probably shouldn't trust — but can't help but follow.
https://app.warera.io/user/69a6d27543bacf2775b97b6a might be a fresh face, but he’s already making waves with a campaign powered by an enthusiastic "ChadGPT." He gave us all a laugh by claiming we "conquered" the UK when the Dutch actually just handed it over, but you have to admire that youthful optimism. Whether he’s plotting grand strategies or just getting on his way out of Kampenwood, this newcomer is definitely willing to put in the workhttps://app.warera.io/user/6916d07156671e472c9c0354
A profile stacked with Battle Hero, Conqueror, and Round Hero accolades, Kybar is the heavy hitter who lets his tank do the talking. You won’t find him wasting time on Discord or playing "Make It Meme" with the rest of the peanuts; he’s far too busy stacking bodies on the front lines. Frankly, we don't need another chatterbox in Congress, maybe we need a warrior who knows exactly when to roll out and crush the opposition.https://app.warera.io/user/6953fbf4ee2779e168e5a460
Arguably the sharpest mind on the ballot, mostly because we had to import him from Holland to raise the national average. The government has mysteriously stationed him in Bostroë, and while the reason remains classified, he’s gone on record stating he "likes this new habitat." If you’re a fan of witty remarks and don't mind a "vibrant" overloper running the show, he’s your man.https://app.warera.io/user/6980a4d6f0cf5b606635a915
is most famous for her creative accounting—a career where some euros went on "adventure" while others simply took a "sabbatical." Between building kitchens that are more "modern art" than cooking spaces and dodging the media to "observe bureaucratic chaos," she’s certainly kept busy. If you want your tax money to work hard at rentenieren, she’s your top pick — just don’t expect it to grow in your pocket.https://app.warera.io/user/6954de390256dd77cba84704
The undisputed Original Gangster from Filly-City? He’s made some rather optimistic promises regarding exclusive photos of Mathilleke that have the electorate more than a little intrigued. TLDRJust vote him, so we can all enjoy Mathilleke's ahh pics.https://app.warera.io/user/697710c9bb31638073c2dced
OOne of Alf’s hand-picked referrals, Bramkovski is like a slow burn. He’s always there, always watching, and steadily rising through the ranks. In politics, it’s often the one you don't hear coming that makes the biggest impact.https://app.warera.io/user/699b19a570876ee430a4841c
The new kid on the block who skipped the orientation and went straight for the leaderboard. By actually listening to the veterans (a rare trait these days), he managed to level up 13 times in just 11 days. If he keeps up this pace, he’ll be running the country before I finish my next sentenhttps://app.warera.io/user/698a1a09e84f9b1f653ba956
Make sure you’ve got a "dagschotel" and a Duvel'ke chilled and ready. As one of Babu’s referrals, Xavier might not be the most vocal on Discord, but he’s an absolute legend at the bar. He understands that the best political deals aren't made in a boardroom, but over a third round of blondes.https://app.warera.io/user/69772cc881af219a707489ab
Fresh from a Presidency run, Rex_Ferrum is proving that he’s not going anywhere. He’s eager, ambitious, and clearly hungry for a seat at the Belgian table. While he’s a man of few words, his actions speak volumes about his desire to lead. We’re all waiting to see if that ambition finally pays off in this Congressional cycle.https://app.warera.io/user/69524eb304275298fa0cdac1
In a move that is quintessentially Belgian, Ward-de-Bever slid his candidacy under the door at the very last possible second. He’s new, he’s fresh, and most importantly, he’s genuine. He might have arrived late to the party, but he’s here now, and he’s ready to show the establishment that a little spontaneity goes a long way.
As everyone in the chat is hyping this release I want to thank you all again for taking the time to read my bullshit.
Thank you all for your continued support, see you in the next edition!— JacqueDeBalsac
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