To the leaders of nations

BonifatiusJuly 10, 2026military

It has come to Bonifatius’ attention that in recent weeks, the bounty fee has significantly dropped. On one hand this is good, as his faith wishes no harm to on another. On the other hand, a man has to eat. As we all know, we are living in tough times. Previously, Bonifatius had a whole parking lot full of tanks. Nowadays, there are only a few parking spots filled, while some hippies occupy the empty spots without paying rent. Previously, Bonifatius had a wallet in each room. Nowadays he has to carry his wallet around through his mansion, in case one of his workers wants to get paid.

You see, how is Bonifatius supposed to fight for you and your country, fighting for the greater good?

Best to raise those bounties and ask for forgiveness, which is something he can arrange as he knows Him from the depth of his heart (sometimes too deep that it can barely be seen).