Today's Ukrainian news #1

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Yours only trustworthy independent Ukrainian journalist is back! After my previous article about Crimea fiasco I was abducted for more then 24 hours in the deep SBU dungeon I spent some time with hones and majestic President of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac865 speaking about free of speech and best media practices. (please send help and money)

And to the last news!

There are some rumors about Crimea deals.

Ukrainian side request more money for selling peace of land. Turkish side decided to sell some old junk from Crimea territory and sweeten the deal.

At the same time https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7eb warns https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac865 not to bother them about this topic, otherwise "Odesa will be on auction for much lower price!".

Ukraine revolting... Again.

After feeling the fresh air after month of occupation Ukrainian people decided to continue push.

Who knows, maybe https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac865 President just want to get more bargain lands...

Khortytsia planing to reopen plants in Ukraine!

Alas fans of horilka! National brand after finding nice grain on Ukraine territory decided to start operation "Drunk death" by producing highly toxic alcohol to enemy states producing world known drink! First batches planned to cross https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac865-https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ae border by the end of a weekend!

Is the end of Cold War coming to us?

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7e5 decided to make Reagan happy by freeing russia territory from any unwanted military presence. Sleep well russians - NATO bases will protect yours sleep.

Venezuela decided to take a page from the Turkey diplomacy textbook

At the moment details of the deals aren't known, but at least prices are higher that price of Crimea. At least someone know their price...

XOXOL tags in chat

For anyone interested - hohol often used to negatively denote ukrainians. Take what you like from that information.

Thank you for your time and tips attention.
BRB, some guys in black clothes trying to open the door. What does KORD means..?