TOP 10 WAYS TO CATCH BABU (THEORIZED)

Fellow B.E.E.R. members,

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Here in https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa We have been hard at work to strategize how to take out the head https://app.warera.io/user/691d7aefc66380bdd827820f of the Hydra https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a4 .

Our brightest minds have discussed thousands of possible ways and are now proud to present to you the - TOP 10 WAYS TO CATCH BABU

NUMBER 10 - Have him fall into a pit of delicious belgian chocolate while attending Tomorrowland.

NUMBER 9 - Train the very smart belgian malinois from birth to seek and destroy his blue kind.

NUMBER 8 - Place a bunch of fries or frituur on top of the Atomium and grease it up really nice so that when Babu attempts to fetch the tasty fries he falls to his doom.

NUMBER 7 - Fill bear traps with belgian waffles and beer all across the battlefield. He will not resist this.

NUMBER 6 - Replace the water with corrosive acid on all the Manneken Pis statues.

NUMBER 5 - Offer him a gift card to visit to a local brewery with unlimited beer consumption. Simply too good to resist.

NUMBER 4 - Simply feed him to a Belgian Blue (Belgisch Witblauw).

NUMBER 3 - Did we not learn anything? Get Gargamel on our side to make a Babu soup. He'll do it for free.

NUMBER 2 - Pay off Tintin to capture him.

NUMBER 1 - Employ mental warfare into convincing him of an alternate reality where he actually lives inside of the painting Le fils de l'homme, a mind prison which he cannot escape and all the compatriotes and allies he has are figure of his very fertile imagination. By forcing him to accept that he's not actually blue and normal people aren't really smurf-like in appearance the house of cards will collapse triggering a mental collapse and the fall of his empire.