TUTORIAL: HOW TO MIX REAL LAWS INTO WARERA - NEW LAWS IN MÉXICO DUE CRISIS
PERIODICO INDEPENDIENTE HISPANICO
City of Mexico Jamaica - 08/10/2026
Just 2 days after the capture of the capital of /country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7f8 by the armed forces of /country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac899, the Independent Hispanic Newspaper has faced difficulties getting its work running again, informing (or sometimes entertaining) its compatriots, which is why today, also as Vice President, I come to inform you about the new laws that the government of Mexico within the game will use, taking as reference real laws.
THE CHAIR LAW: As you already know, the Chair Law requires employers to provide enough seats or chairs with backrests so that workers can perform their duties while seated whenever possible or take periodic breaks. It also prohibits forcing a person to remain standing throughout their entire workday. Therefore, seeing that the Mexican Congress often takes a long time to respond to laws:
Every Mexican citizen shall have the constitutional right to sit down while waiting for Congress to do something.
Every congressman has the OBLIGATION to get up from their chair every 1 hour so that they do not wear it out from so much DOING NOTHING.
THE CORN LAW: With precedent in 1994, Cuernavaca, Morelos, when the sale of whole corn cobs was prohibited during events such as the Independence Day Cry because people would throw them at the governor as a form of protest, and also because of the small slip-up our President of the Mexican Republic /user/6a52c3bfb09cbbd696dae9ee had (What will he think about all of this?):
IT IS FORBIDDEN to intimidate, point at and/or question our supreme maximum lord or, as a consequence, the OFFENDER shall be expelled from the WhatsApp group.
IT IS FORBIDDEN to carry whole corn cobs within 50 meters of any public official.
Esquites remain authorized, as they are considered low-caliber fragmentation ammunition.
NATIONAL IMAGE LAW: Following the precedent in Temamatla, State of Mexico, where it was prohibited to wash clothes in public streets or hang them to dry on railings of houses or places facing the streets, and given the territorial crisis caused by the invasion of Jamaica:
IT IS ORDERED that citizens do not leave military uniforms hanging on their house railings while drying, as the enemy may steal them.
IT IS FORBIDDEN to use military tanks and jets in wars, with green bullets and without equipment previously authorized by a veteran, so that they do not make memes about us.
CITIZENS ARE ENCOURAGED, if they are going to park said machinery on the street, to remove the battery to prevent enemy usurpation.
MUSICAL EXCLUSION LAW: As a final reference, the latest controversial proposal from the real government, which sought to prohibit the distribution and enjoyment in public places of music that glorifies crime and violence:
IT IS FORBIDDEN for every Mexican citizen, tourist or any other person standing on Mexican soil to listen to Reggae music due to the invasion.
These laws take immediate effect and are constitutionally protected until the President of the Mexican Republic has the authority to deny that he himself approved them.
Sincerely: GOVERNMENT OF MEXICO
VICE PRESIDENT /user/6a9a29d00e670bf347d3c793