Hello. Today I woke up, put on my regular adult tie, and looked at the calendar. It says Day 14 🇲🇿. Do you know what Day 14 means in corporate terms? It means two whole weeks. That is half of a month of doing a business with a broken flag!
I went straight to Vatou’s office. I didn't even knock. I just walked in holding a very important piece of paper that had a big red crayon circle on it.
I stood on my tippiest toes so I could look over his computer screen and I gave him the official Day 14 breakdown:
This is a Corporate Crisis: Two weeks is how long it takes to build a whole skyscraper or go to college. But the Mozambique flag is still looking wrong. This is not good for our stock options.
My Briefcase is Heavy: I have been carrying around so many complaints from the game players. My arms are getting tired, and I am a very strong adult who lifts heavy boxes at the business factory.
Vatou’s Excuses are Not Professional: He told me he was "debugging the server." I told him to just use a bug spray then, so we can get back to international trade!
I told Vatou that if he does not fix the flag by the time the big hand on the clock goes all the way around, I am going to have to take drastic measures.
If the flag isn't fixed today, Vatou, I am going to tell the secretary that you aren't allowed any office crayons.
— Vincent Adultman, Vice President of Important Things
Moving Forward
I am going to go sit in my swivel chair now and spin around until I get dizzy, which is what top executives do when they are stressed about the market.
Please, Vatou. Let's fix the pixel colors today. I have a very important date at the famous sandeh boxeh later and I cannot be late.