Uba's Imperial News Network

In a shocking development that surprised absolutely no one except the Ministry of Planning, Commander Uba has officially announced that his legendary 4th Company is “almost finished,” pending the delivery of what officials describe as “a small, reasonable, totally normal amount of concrete.”

Eyewitnesses report that “small amount” means enough concrete to pave over three villages, two hills, and possibly one confused cavalry regiment.

The 4th Company, long rumored to be Uba’s greatest military project since the infamous “Wheelbarrow Offensive,” is expected to provide the Portugal Empire with a major strategic advantage: a place where soldiers can stand around looking important while asking for more supplies.