US EMERGENCY DISPATCH!

YerberusAugust 24, 2026other

***Bzzzzz*** THEY’LL NEVER TAKE MY FAT ASS ALIVE! I’VE ALREADY BOARDED MY BARIATRIC FLYING SAUCER TO CREATE A NEW WORLD BEYOND THE ICE-WALL! THE ONLY THING JAMAICANS WILL FIND ARE MY HUMONGOUS MCDOOKIES ALL OVER THE OVAL OFFICE! THE USA LIVES ON! FREE KARLXGUSTAV ***Bzzzzzz****

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