Vote Char. Suffer Better.

I am running for Congress.

You did not ask me to. The Republic did not call for it. No one circulated a petition. I simply looked at the current state of our legislature, looked at myself in the mirror, and thought:

yes, this body needs me, and frankly, it deserves me.

Some of you may recall that I have run for Congress before. Some of you may also recall that I lost. By one vote.

I would like to take this opportunity to address that, openly and with full transparency:

I forgot to vote for myself.

This was an oversight. It was, in retrospect, somewhat important.

I have spent the weeks since reflecting on this lapse, and I am pleased to inform the Republic that I have learned and grown. I have set reminders. I have set alarms. I have asked three separate people to physically restrain me until I have cast my ballot.
This time, it will be different.

Now then. My platform.

One. I will show up. Probably. Most of the time. Likely more than some of the current sitting members, which is admittedly a low bar, but a bar nonetheless.

Two. I will read the laws before voting on them. I cannot promise to understand them, but I will read them, and I will have feelings about them, and those feelings will be public.

Three. I will make President https://app.warera.io/user/691df63ad9075fc1dbfaa8e6 life a living hell. Not in a treasonous way. Not in a way that destabilises the Republic. Just in a low-grade, sustained, deeply personal way that he will feel every time he opens the congressional chat.

He campaigned on chaos. He has delivered diplomacy.

The Ministry of Propaganda has noted this. Now the Ministry of Propaganda is running for Congress, and the chaos audit will be conducted in person.

A vote for Char is a vote for a Congress that is slightly more annoying, considerably more entertaining, and unwavering in its commitment to making the executive branch deeply uncomfortable.

I will be voting for myself this time. I would appreciate it if you joined me.

Vote Char. Every Click Counts.