Vote RA3BURN for Irish Congress
Fellow Irish citizens!
For too long now Ireland has been run by humans.
I'm a dog that drinks stout.
Vote me for congress.
I dont offer empty promises like those smelly hoomie politicians. I offer a three point strate... SNIFF SNIFF
D for DEDICATION. I vow to bark constantly at the waffle eating cretins that have infested our island until they run away in annoyance! Beyond that I will stand guard like a good boy to make sure they never come back (atleast until they come back with meaty treats)
O for OPPORTUNITY. I will dig up opportunities all across our emerald island. Will I occasionally bury our national treasury in the backyard? Yes. But I will always remember exactly where I put it. Probably.
G for GROWTH. I promise to piss on many trees and grow our territory to its rightful size! I will run into enemy territoy and take their ball and not give it back even when they chase me.
In addition to my core policies i also vow to start a national 'walkies' hour to boost national morale.
VOTE RA3BURN NUMBER 1 WOOF
