WAKE UP IBERIA: What They Don't Want You To Know About The "Occupation"
I have been doing my own research for 72 hours straight and what I am about to share will SHOCK you. I have not slept. I have not blinked. My wife has left. This is more important.
The "invasion" of Iberia by Morocco and Tunisia? It never happened. Or it happened. Or it is happening RIGHT NOW as you read this. I am not sure. The point is: QUESTION EVERYTHING. Especially this article. But mostly everything else.
Consider the FACTS that the mainstream media (Big Paella) refuses to print:
1. Why did Gibraltar suddenly go quiet? COINCIDENCE? The monkeys know something. The monkeys have ALWAYS known something. Ask yourself why nobody is asking the monkeys.
2. Why is the Mediterranean Sea suspiciously calm? Almost like… someone WANTS us to relax? A relaxed population does not check the semolina prices. WAKE UP.
3. Why has my tía from Málaga started saying "inshallah"? She is from MÁLAGA. She has not left a 4km radius of her apartment since the Franco era. EXPLAIN THAT. You can't.
4. Do the math they don't want you to do: "Marruecos" has NINE letters. "Túnez" has FIVE. Nine plus five is FOURTEEN. There are FOURTEEN regions in Iberia if you count Ceuta twice — which you SHOULD, because THEY don't want you to. I rest my case. I have several more cases.
I connected the dots and then the dots connected back to ME. Sources close to me (my cousin Jorge, who works at a kebab shop and therefore has access to CLASSIFIED meat) confirmed that the entire "occupation" was orchestrated by Big Couscous to drive up global semolina prices. Follow the semola. It ALWAYS leads back to the semola.
Think about it. Who profits? Not us. Not the abuelas. The pyramid scheme begins in a warehouse outside Marrakech and ends in YOUR tortilla. Your tortilla is a TRACKING DEVICE. The potatoes are listening. They have always been listening. That is why they have eyes.
I tried to warn the local authorities and they told me to "please go home, sir, the museum is closing." That is EXACTLY what they would say. The Museo del Jamón is in on it. It is all connected. It is all jamón.
EDIT: To everyone in the comments calling me crazy — enjoy your couscous, SHEEP. 🐑
EDIT 2: My cousin Jorge has stopped replying to my messages. They got to him. Pour one out for Jorge. He knew too much about the meat.
EDIT 3: There is a man in a fez standing across the street. He has been there for six hours. He claims he is "just waiting for the bus." THERE IS NO BUS. I checked. The bus line was discontinued in 2019 — the SAME year the resistance croquetas were frozen. There are no coincidences. There is only semola.
Like and share before they delete this. I have already said too much. If you do not hear from me by Tuesday, check the paella. The answer was in the paella the whole time. It was ALWAYS in the paella.
Someone is at the door. It is probably the delivery guy. But what if it is NOT.
— A Concerned Patriot (and Part-Time Truth Researcher)
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