War Era chat wrapped: Global Chat has always been Uzbek
September 9 - October 9, 2026
https://app.warera.io/user/695d4d819bd9761af754f28f saw the chat statistics and replied:
"Wow, a yapping nation is the one with the most messages?"
And there's the familiar response:
"Global chat has always just been Uzbek."
Well, I scraped a month of messages, and the results are not exactly helping the opposition.
Across the data, 2,251 players sent 111,910 messages. Those messages attracted 101,520 likes, alongside 10,741 GIFs and 1,256 messages now marked as deleted.
And yes, there's a winner in the global-chat yapping competition.
1. The Uzbek situation
Only 56 of the 2,251 players who chatted (2.5%) are currently listed as members of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1.
Together, those 56 players wrote 23,069 messages, which is 20.6% of every player message in the dataset. That's more than one in five messages from roughly one in forthy chatters.
In second place, players currently affiliated with the https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7e5 accounted for 10.7% of chat. Then came https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa (5.6%), https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b8 (5.1%), and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8da (4.0%).
So, is global chat Uzbek? Statistically, it's at least making a serious attempt.
I recently joined https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1 myself, so I'm obviously reporting these findings with complete journalistic independence.
2. The people keeping global chat alive
The top chatterbox is https://app.warera.io/user/6a04e8e8628ce44b5786caf7 , with 8,250 messages in a month. That's about 266 messages per day.
Following behind are https://app.warera.io/user/681cd4f05a84696e45913778 (5,382), https://app.warera.io/user/6878d7a4c7da4340d38ae643 (3,830), https://app.warera.io/user/69ea9d13c8894826c24977f0 (3,493), and https://app.warera.io/user/6a242945c551dcc846a5d4a2 (2,875).
The 10 most active players are responsible for 31.6% of all messages. Meanwhile, the median player who chatted sent only three messages during the past 30 days.
It's not just about talking, though. https://app.warera.io/user/681cd4f05a84696e45913778 received the most likes: 7,147, coming from 443 different users. And https://app.warera.io/user/6a04e8e8628ce44b5786caf7 wasn't only sending messages; they also gave out 8,177 likes to other players.
3. The most populat messages was a demand to be muted
On October 7, https://app.warera.io/user/6983e5c2de0fe0d6db06adb6 wrote:
IK WIL EEN MUTE
22 likes.
Three seconds later:
GEEF MIJ EEN MUTE
Another 22 likes.
Then came the repeated messages saying MUTE.
In fact, eight of the ten most-liked messages in the entire dataset came from this episode.
4. Who likes wom?
https://app.warera.io/user/6878d7a4c7da4340d38ae643 was the most mentioned player, receiving 467 mentions. But https://app.warera.io/user/691d7aefc66380bdd827820f was mentioned by the greates number of different people: 120 users.
Vatou, was mentioned by 103 different players despite writing just 27 messages himself.
And here's a friendship statistic: https://app.warera.io/user/6878d7a4c7da4340d38ae643 liked 1,150 messages by https://app.warera.io/user/6a04e8e8628ce44b5786caf7. Mazino liked 859 messages in return.
That's 2,009 likes between two players. I'm not drawing any conclusions.
5. GIFs are legitimate language
10,741 GIF messages were posted. Almost one in ten messages was a GIF.
Our GIF champion is https://app.warera.io/user/6a04e8e8628ce44b5786caf7 (565 GIFs), followed by https://app.warera.io/user/6952fad6570072bf2733c162 (369) and https://app.warera.io/user/6870629137ff51dd0dc83c2f (367).
But the real commitment award belongs to https://app.warera.io/user/69ceda362900265d5f01e7da: 34 messages, 34 GIFs, zero text messages.
The data also shows 1,670 eggplant emojis (🍆) versus 287 crying emojis (😭).
6. A few records that deserve recognition
Fastest fingers
https://app.warera.io/user/69ea9d13c8894826c24977f0 sent 222 messages in a single hour on September 12. They also wrote 8,052 words that day.
I call spam.
Longest solo performance
https://app.warera.io/user/6a8d6144336b8340ab50fda9 posted 13 messages in a row without anybody else interrupting.
Busiest day
September 29 saw 7,661 messages from 502 players.
No days off
Nine players chatted on all 30 observed days. The 9 players are:
https://app.warera.io/user/6a04e8e8628ce44b5786caf7, https://app.warera.io/user/681cd4f05a84696e45913778, https://app.warera.io/user/6878d7a4c7da4340d38ae643, https://app.warera.io/user/6a242945c551dcc846a5d4a2, https://app.warera.io/user/6a086339bc2e5582d9368a48, https://app.warera.io/user/697b6f761a0bc85db3f6335d, https://app.warera.io/user/6952fad6570072bf2733c162, https://app.warera.io/user/697a1bc71f7965e51368beba, and a mysterious deleted user.
Maybe you guys should find your home in https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1?
7. The vanishing act
A total of 1,256 player messages (1.12%) have gotten deleted, spread across 467 authors.
https://app.warera.io/user/6a99659dc7d0b5e34341f9a4 leads with 22 deleted messages. https://app.warera.io/user/69d4f203cdaedb21ea645af4, https://app.warera.io/user/6a04e8e8628ce44b5786caf7, and https://app.warera.io/user/6a6a226fc25657c9714d38d8 follow with 16 each, then https://app.warera.io/user/6870629137ff51dd0dc83c2f with 15.
Final thoughts
111,910 messages. Thousands of likes. More than ten thousand GIFs. One nation accounting for over a fifth of the chat despite representing a tiny fraction of its active authors.
Maybe global chat has always just been Uzebk wasn't so far off after all.
