Warera 101 — Part 2 (meme edition)
Hey hey people, Sseth here.
I know what you’re thinking: “Sseth, your last 101 article was limited and Homo.”
Correct. And like all good mistakes, I doubled down.
So here’s Part 2 — the information I missed last time.
Much like my dad.
If you somehow missed Part 1, here’s the link:
https://app.warera.io/article/6966e767c857a6d9a3c02d9d
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What Warera Actually Is
Warera is more than a spreadsheet with borders and people with unresolved daddy issues.
It’s a glorious story.
It has political competition and secret love:
Backstabbing in uncomfortable quantities:
And unexpected maneuvers by people who absolutely should not be allowed to plan anything:
Sounds like a lot? Relax.
Daddy Sseth is here to teach you — against your will.
1) Religion
There’s no official religion…
but there are Vatican enthusiasts.
They are few. The Vatican is smaller than my living room.
Yet somehow the characters there have main-character vibes and plot armor.
Be careful. They look peaceful until they aren’t.
2) Community Chat
You are new. You are confused. You are probably wrong.
Good news: the community is eager to help you.
Bad news: not everyone speaks fluent, noble English.
Prepare for awkward moments that will haunt you at night.
3) Weapons
As mentioned in Part 1, there are many ways to get weapons — but here’s the catch:
Different guns = different damage.
Heavier bullets = bigger pain.
Also, those totally-not-sketchy pills from the back street?
They’ll put you on a rage spree…
followed by a 14-hour coma where you do zero damage, even with a tank.
Pro tip:
If you’re fighting in poor regions or against five confused newbies, don’t waste your best gear.
Use a basic AR.
Because like my neighbor, most players are incredibly weak to heavy bullets.
Feeling bold? Go all in.
Grab vehicles.
We’ve got tanks and jets that make Yugoslavia look like a walking in a Park.
4) Armor
Armor works like weapons and vehicles — you can buy or craft it.
Red armor is the best.
It is also painfully expensive.
So do what I do: grab yellow armor and go on a date in a friendly neighborhood of Afghanistan.
5) Government
You can run in elections and become the next dictator.
Wash your hands in the virtual blood of your enemies.
If you win, congratulations — you’re now the most important person in your third-world country.
Also the most blamed.
Being in government means responsibility.
Mainly the responsibility of satisfying others.
There are other roles besides President.
My favorite is Foreign Minister — where your job is to improve relations with neighbors and allies.
Sometimes diplomacy fails, and you have to enter their Discord to explain what will happen if they don’t relax their cheeks.
6) Production
Production and profit in this game are like penis — everyone thinks the other guy’s is bigger.
Confusing? Don’t worry. I’ll guide you.
Best setup: 8 companies.
3 Fish
3 Cooked Fish
1 Iron
1 Steel
Name them as cursed as possible.
This is mandatory.
Are you lazy like me and rather spend below the awarage salary to help your local Mexican guy? Say no more, this game got you.
You can hire random 3rd world country member to work in your Adult Toy company for fare salary of 0.1 for hour.
That is peak Capitalism, capital C.
I like my worker, tho everytime i try to call his name i have brain Auronism. + we do not really speak much, since I don't know Portuguese.
That’s it.
Go now, my little war criminals.
Spread knowledge. Prove yourself.
Sseth out. (SUBSCRIBE GODDAMNED)
