WarEra Cribs: Vatou shows his house

Herr_BaatusApril 11, 2026entertainment

Welcome to the first episode of WarEra Cribs, where WarEra celebrities show us their mansions.

In this first episode, no one other than https://app.warera.io/user/6813b758efecdf9bab195068 has agreed to show us his crib.


At first i thought my navigation sent me the wrong way, but unfortunatly it didn't, I was at the correct address.


I knocked on the door, heard some noise coming from inside the house, and the door opened. https://app.warera.io/user/6813b758efecdf9bab195068 was standing there in his hallway with a friendly smile, but i could see the rings around his eyes like he hadn't slept in days.


"Welcome" he said, "First I would like to show you my office, where I do all my hard work".

https://app.warera.io/user/6813b758efecdf9bab195068 seemed proud when he showed me his setup, but it failed to impress me.

Some old Pentium computer powered by a hamster was on his desk, while I almost threw up in the bucket of discarded hamsters.


"Let's move on" I said, and then he guided me to his living room. It didnt look like a cozy living room at all, more like the inside of a psychopaths nightmare.


"Let me offer you something to eat" he said while he escorted me to his kitchen. I have to be honest, at this point I didn't want to touch anything in his house anymore.


After he finished a half eaten croissant and 5 cigarettes, he got up and asked me to follow him. When we arrived in his bedroom he stated proudly "This is where the magic happens".


I had seen enough and made my way towards the exit. On the way there i noticed a door with a sign on it "Do not enter".

My curiosity was triggered, and after some persuation https://app.warera.io/user/6813b758efecdf9bab195068 agreed to show the room. I was not prepared for what was inside.

A human sized https://app.warera.io/user/696d02df9ce33a99d9cfbd3f was chained to the wall, it looked more dead than alive.


By now I could only think about getting out of this house alive and reporting him to the authoroties.

"Let's go outside, and check out your garden" I said. He nodded and took me there.


I saw the gate was open and i decided to run for it. As I was running through the gates i heard him yelling at me "But you didn't see my ride yet!".

I decided to just keep running....


I made it out safely, but I don't think I should make a second episode as this one has already scarred me for life.