Warera news but I turned into prime Kanye and Slim Shady

DancingCowSeptember 17, 2026news

All of the fights

https://app.warera.io/battle/6aaafc5d4d3764c32c99de92

Turn up the damage baby (@6813b758efecdf9bab195068 )

Extra pills, we wanna see this blow up

Turn up the damage here baby (@6813b758efecdf9bab195068 )

You know what they need

We want to see everything

We want to to see all of the fights

Fast bullets, I got a shit mullet

Until we see gg everywhere

If you want this win you can get it for the rest of this day

Somethings wrong

I got no bread

Pills are gone, my health is dead

I called my multi, but he also dead

I asked appeal, I got shi

They got 600M, double that

Third round, they almost there

To no ones surprise, we got a lag day

Then we gotta spam hamster till the server PROPER dead

We dead, multi dead, got zero bread, I need my bed (all of the fights oh baby (@6813b758efecdf9bab195068 ))

https://app.warera.io/article/6aa97af2c0e0960dfc3ca750

Lost Hamster

Look, if you had one update or patch to choose

To make everyone loose their fucking minds in one moment

Would you take it, or just do nothing

Yo

His hamster was ready, mind set, update loading all was merry

Fingers typing till they made of jelly

Baby's (https://app.warera.io/user/6813b758efecdf9bab195068) nervous, but on the game he looks calm and steady

To drop a mute bomb

But he's surprised, by the sudden rise of chat

They spamming and ramming till the server goes down

and every click, word,action makes no sound

Hamsters choking

The server blows up loud

The clocks running, the update aint stopping now

This is the time for hamster to shine but no words come out for the poor thing got downed

[This sounded better while typing it]

DancingCowshade from the north:

Ladies keep em bras

Gents Imma spit straight bars

For now the server goes wild

This aint gonna be mild

Close your eyes for I show you my rhyme

That put out the servers hamster out in time

like always:

:CowJAM:

peace

:CowJAM:

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