​What my friends think I'm doing when I tap my screen aggressively:
Losing a high-stakes mobile game.
​What I’m actually doing:
Manually calculating raw Limestone refinement ratios to ensure maximum Concrete output while avoiding high-tax warzones.
​What my boss thinks I’m doing when I look stressed:
Worrying about my career.
​What I’m actually stressed about:
My alliance chat pinging me that our regional deposit bonus dropped by 5% while I was eating lunch.