When Begging, Beg with a Bang, or a Song

Being new to the game is hard. We've all been there. You do not know left from right, and the experienced players start bombarding you with things like HP, AE, CP, VP, MoFA...

You feel like your head is about to explode.

And on top of it all, you are blissfully broke. So everybody says: No prob, just write an article. Sure thing, if you only knew where that silly little button was... Finally, you either post those two clumsily written two lines showing your utter lack of motivation, or just c/p some AI slop which shows great promise to be complete - flop.

When instead, all you need is some groove.

Something like:

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme (Some Gold After Midnight)

Beggin', beggin' You

Put your loving hand out, darling

I want it all, I want it all

I want it all, and I want it now

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