Why did I run for Pope?

Why did I run for Pope?

Why did I wake up after months of inactivity?

Why should you vote for me?

Seeing a filthy Lutheran in the Holy Vatican Congress! That is the reason why!

Our author and Minister of Defense is nothing but a Lutheran! I will never recognize a Pope who gives them space and power.

Long live the Pope!

Long live the Roman Catholic Church!

Death to the pro-German Lutheran heretics!