Have you ever thought, "My house is missing something"? Maybe you already have a television, a fridge, and a comfortable sofa. But what about a nuclear bomb?
There are many reasons why having one at home could be useful. First, it would be an excellent way to solve arguments with your neighbors. Instead of complaining about loud music, you could simply remind them that you have a nuclear bomb in the garage. Problem solved!
It could also be useful for home security. Why spend money on an expensive alarm system when you could have the world's most unnecessary security device? Burglars would probably think twice before entering your house.
A nuclear bomb could even become a symbol of social status. Some people have expensive cars, while others have huge houses. But imagine being able to say, "Oh, that? That's my nuclear bomb." Suddenly, your collection of expensive furniture seems much less impressive.
After all, why buy earplugs to deal with noisy neighbors when you can have a nuclear bomb?
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