Why vote me? | brief introduction (re-visioned ultimo)

What is more is better than starting off with your own achievements, concrete results that show outcome of your actions.

so here's mine:

(the image quality is so bad tf )

wondefully built more than 100kgs of pure lard fat. Rivaling the most veteran of warera players someone who's body is a monument to their commitment to screen proving they wont leave nation's service on warera

now to make you understand the task of average congressman:

>see law
>read law (optional)
>accept law

simple as that, nothingburger. who here is more fit that someone who is online 20hours a day
yep so i hope i won your vote by now

work of a president is completely different and way more important than a congressman or any minister
your day starts with finance minister screaming about running out of paper reserves and zero money in da account.
Defense minister seething about losing the battle pinging every player to do damage blah blah
Minister of foreign affairs...idk these guys dont do anything important anyways.
All of this being shared by your VP who wasnt the person most qualified but rather your friend who got in cause of nepotism. Plus bunch of junk like planning battles talking with alliance members...

now am I the most qualified person here? NO! but do i want that president's badge ? YES!

well hope i won your vote by now