Why did I apply to run for President? Ask yourself, why not?
I have a proven track record of running companies into bankruptcy.
Why? I pay my workers above average wages, and in return I expect above average performance.
And I promise to do the same for the Irish people.
Ask yourself what is worse? Economic bankruptcy, or moral bankruptcy?
For I have received nothing but criticism for my above average treatment of the working class.
Vote for me, and you can expect above average treatment, and nothing but above average results!
(And potential bankruptcy)
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