Everyone says corruption is bad. Everyone promises transparency, honesty, and change. But what happens when corruption involves one of our own?
That's where I come in.
I believe corruption is bad unless I'm the one involved. And if I am involved, you can count on me to defend it with everything I've got. Why? Because hypocrisy is the foundation of my campaign, and at least I'm honest enough to admit it.
Why vote for someone who promises to change the system when you can vote for someone who openly embraces its worst habits?
I'm not here to sell you fake promises of perfection. I'm here to offer you shameless honesty, questionable morals, and the confidence to defend my own corruption.
So, fellow citizens of War Era Pakistan, when the primary elections arrive, remember:
Other candidates promise to fight corruption. I promise to fight anyone who exposes mine.
Other candidates offer transparency. I offer creative excuses.
Other candidates serve the people. I serve myself—and I expect your support.
Vote for me in the War Era Primary Elections.
Because corruption is bad. But when it's my corruption, suddenly it's a matter of national interest.
Your vote. My corruption. Our War Era.