"Yes, Mr. President, Ouham is the Best"
A President Investigates His Own Harvest
by the hand of Colonel Muammar Marius Rogér al-FortierThe Spectator — Economy Desk
Bossangoa—I grow medicinal plants here in the quiet outskirts of https://app.warera.io/region/6873d11594e6b3b7989a4c32. The Central African Revolutionary Assembly liberalized their cultivation some time ago, and liberalized the refining of them not long after, on the theory that a Republic ought to be able to grow its own medicine and process it into something more useful than a leaf.
I keep, as any Agrarian Head of State should, a rough tally of what my own workers bring in against what the numbers on paper say they should bring in. I even published a Guide on this for others: https://app.warera.io/article/6a22629dfcf377916412baf6
But a couple days ago, I woke up in a fright. Clever as I am, a simple man like me still can't predict the weather. So I did what any man does. I summoned Honoré "Paperhands" Kpangba instead, which was the correct decision.
I spoke to my own Economy Desk, concerned, about all the variables I haven't thought of before. "My napkin math is simple, but the world in complex!" Is my humble farm still in the best place to hire new farmhands? Honoré's first sentence was a straightforward reassurance.
"Yes, Mr. President," he told me, "https://app.warera.io/region/6873d11594e6b3b7989a4c32 is the best! And it's the number one spot to grow medicinal plants according to all weather forecasts." full stop.
I had, without quite meaning to, planted my personal farm, https://app.warera.io/company/698a8d90c0b91cffed8be5ce, in the single best patch of ground to cultivate delicious leaves for my medicinal wines and colas.
Then he explained the part I had actually called about. A yield grade on the soils themselves, and it runs on a scale between twenty (20) and forty (40). Every deposit on the map carries one. And now, for the first time, the data behind that scale is visible enough to say what Ouham's forecast had only implied. My deposit does not merely sit in a favored county. It carries the higher yield grade in the world!
I asked him, not gently, why I was only hearing about a scale governing my own farm's income after three days of private paranoia. But it was always there, doing exactly what it does now. What changed was not the world. What changed is that the figures behind that scale only became available to us, region by region, a couple of days ago. Honoré had been carrying a slot for this variable in our humble newspaper's online tools since he built them.
The tool does not need rebuilding to still know what it knows. It has, from the day Honoré built it, ranked every region on the total bonus a deposit reports, whatever the components of that total happen to be, because he never trusted himself to guess the components in advance. The day the yield-grade figures became visible, the tool simply had somewhere to put them.
Check your own deposits before you assume the worst of the men working them. Mine were innocent. Ouham, it turns out, was simply that good. Now you have the numbers to prove it, and to find wherever your own version of it is hiding.
As always, trust but verify. I intend to start doing more of the latter myself.
From Ouham, this has been Colonel Muammar Marius Rogér al-Fortier,
President of the Central Afro-Icelandic Republic and Chief Editor of the Spectator.
2026-08-29 05:30AM—Due to an out-of-date Party Ethics table https://app.warera.io/region/683ddd3f36dbc90b780475cb yield bonus was miscalculated and not included in the table. The yield table included in this article has been updated to show the world that https://app.warera.io/region/6873d11594e6b3b7989a4c32 is still the best. For more recent data visit the Spectator Tools.