Yossy News #3

Another week, another Yossy scrambling.

We will discuss what happened in last 5 days, who lost all of their gold, who revolted and brought their country back from the dead, who got banned for xenophobia and why is he Croatian, who attacked their country of origin For a Fistful of Dollars and why it is https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5ee9. Would they do it again For a Few Dollars More? And the most important thing, who ends up The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?

We cover everything on Yossy News, from extortion and murder (RIP James Gandolfini), to BDS selling all of their tours in a record time and why it is 존나 이상해.

So get your coffee and croissants ready, we are getting into it.

MAPS

WARS

Let's talk about the Balkans cause that's the only interesting part in Europe atm.

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba and their proxies (https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac80e, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac811, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7f5), https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7bc, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b2, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b4, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7e8 and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b6, they all live in peace and unity. They never fight and they enjoy their time in the game together. No curse words, no insults, no history lessons thrown around, just pure love. And that's exactly why you need to check on your fellow neighbour, send him a donation, send an anonymous valentine's card to his wife, steal his lawn mower. These little things are what make you realise the true meaning of life. It's not about your country, it is about being a human.

NOT!

IT IS ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY! IT IS ABOUT WINNING, IT IS ABOUT THE HONOR, IT IS ABOUT THE UNITY OF YOUR PEOPLE, IT IS ABOUT THE DAMN PIXELS ON SCREEN! THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S NOT!

Anyway...

Not so long ago we thought of the Balkans as a place for weird little conflicts to take place while big guys fight somewhere else, but not anymore. The Balkans are getting hotter and sexier for bounty hunters every day.

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b6 breaking their chains from https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7eb occupation, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b2 fighting for survival, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7bc and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba bringing one hell of a fight, and some of these countries are in the EU, some are not, but the economic growth over the months can be seen in the amount of bounties they're dropping in those fights over some fields.

One of those great fights took place yesterday, in the region of https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7059403bc4170a5d79b where two sides were fighting for every tick, every second.

Over 250M damage was brought upon the residents of Novi Sad. Bounties were flying left and right, whatever bounty Serbia had put in, Croatia gave double. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7bc even made a contract with Mali's https://app.warera.io/mu/69b937289b25c65012bb501e, a strong bunch of soldiers with ties to https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba, which Serbian citizens condemned harshly. We even went to Beograd and interviewed a few Serbs from a protest and every single one of them said that https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5ee9 residents are not welcome in Serbia anymore.

Anyhow, even with help from many other countries, Croatia wasn't able to take https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7059403bc4170a5d79b. Serbs fought a great and brave fight and they deserved that win.

https://app.warera.io/battle/6a027f162287e4dfcbfbda81

No war crimes were reported during this battle.

The rest of Europe has been kinda boring honestly. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac865 got their country back and they didn't even had to fight Russians for it.

Now let's talk about Vasco da Gama and his expansionist adventure into North Africa. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa had quite a trip, across Gibraltar into https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac848, east through https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7099403bc4170a5d975, south through the https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7099403bc4170a5d981 on camels...

And just when they thought this would be an easy trip, planning sightseeing at the pyramids next week... there they were. The wealthy Pharaohs. Pharaohs struck first while Portuguese were trying to get of their cammels, some were even sleeping, so https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac845 took an easy first round. But then the roar was heard.

SIUUUUUU

All the https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa soldiers got hold of their guns and with morale as high as me on Saturday evening they fought back like lions and brought an interesting 2nd round, 150M damage dealt.

3rd and final round. Bounties were ready, swords bloody but sharp, guns loaded. It was a bloodshed like we haven't seen in ages (actually since https://app.warera.io/battle/69edb8407b6a4ceddc6a34ed).

Every tick was like a deity, Portuguese women and children prayed for them in churches, while Egyptian women and children prayed in temples of Ra or Anubis, idk what they have. But it wasn't enough.

Egyptians, one of the wealthiest countries in the world, became one of the poorest in just one battle. 500M damage in the 3rd round and Vasco da Gama became victorious.

https://app.warera.io/battle/69fcc21ee4f695abbecb0ee6

But what did it cost them?

It costed https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa the momentum, it costed them gold, it costed them the equipment. Unbeknownst to them, far from the eastern battlefields, the great resistance of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac848 was brewing.

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac848 saw the opportunity, they saw the weakness in their occupator. So they struck, and they struck hard. All the countries from both alliances came to participate, it was a great battle to see. Bounties, contracts, blood, pills, tanks, planes everything was in this fight. Over 700M damage in this battle, 1-2, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac848 wins! They are once again free!

https://app.warera.io/battle/6a007ac5ae13bd9a167cf21d

And this was a turning point in the war between the two alliances. The good alliance was losing for 2 weeks now, ever since Venezuelan latinas had beaten Pablo Escobar, but now the tables have turned. The big bad alliance was the one getting beaten all around the world. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa lost all of their territories in North Africa, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8dd resistance was unsuccessful (this one was a nailbiter, Iraq saved themselves in last second), https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7bc got their golden https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7059403bc4170a5d78f back.

https://app.warera.io/battle/6a008368041c8f26a3c6ce35

https://app.warera.io/battle/6a005a85c04b7fa79746bf05

What is next? How will this war look next week? Who will be the bad guy next week and why will it be https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af15c5?

My little birdies are telling me a lot of juicy information. Find out more in the next news or meme dump.

Stay tuned.