Yossy News #4
"What do you hear, what do you say he he he"
We're back, baby, with another breaking news edition you've all been waiting for. We cover everything from tax fraud, terrorist attacks, and baby booms all the way to finger skateboarding world championships and pancake recipes. So buckle up, this is going to be fun. I hope you have your rakija and ćevapi ready. Now let's get into it.
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EUROPE
In the last news edition, we covered https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa losses in Africa, and now those same countries that defeated them are taking over the entire Spanish and Portuguese core. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac84e and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac848 have done a tremendous job stabilizing the Gibraltar passage, allowing only olive oil tankers through. The Mediterranean economy is booming because of this.
In the Balkans, there has been a massive shift in power and balance. Previously, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba was the dominant force, controlling most of the western Balkans and nearly taking down their biggest enemy, Croatia, which at one point only had its capital, Zagreb, left standing. Fast forward to today, Croatia, with major help from its allies, has taken over all of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba and is now pushing into https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b6. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac86b looks like it's next on the menu.
There has also been some drama in the news sections regarding https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac80e and its people. Bosnia is known as the biggest Serbian proxy, and there are plenty of Bosnian players who want to take over the government and lead their country in their own interests rather than Serbia's. But that won't happen without a proper Bosnian baby boom. The Croatian government has agreed to help the Bosnian people in that mission.
https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac865 was one of the countries aiding https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b6 and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba in this war, so will they be the next target of relentless olive oil penetration? I know the answer, but that's only for paid subscribers.
At the time of writing this Nobel Prize worthy article, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac79c has called for mobilization and is now attacking https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac79a after some people claimed that croissants are a better breakfast than wurst. Everyone has been afraid of Germany lately because they have more than double the number of citizens compared to the second-largest country. Those numbers are scary, but will their battles speak for themselves? That's the real question. We all know Germany's history and how those situations ended. Hopefully we can avoid a war on that scale this time. I’m just trying to start a family.
AMERICAS
In Americas https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 has had a great time last week or so, they had fireworks on their territories wherever could you look. First https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7e5, then https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac886, then https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8ac, then https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac896, then https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac899... who is next to take a piece of those latinas?https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac85f? They haven't seen the light of the day for a while now, they might want to take a piece of the action.
Kinda dissappointed in https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858, I expected more of them after witnessing those mega battles against https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac85f and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a4. On the north https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7e5 is taking all their land back from the latinas, ICE is doing hella of work over there lately.
AFRICA
Africa seems like it has stabilized after the Ferdinand Magellan was expelled from oldest continent, a lot of countires but not a lot of beef. This never ends well, so it might be the place for next great battles we see. Nothing to see here for now.
MIDDLE EAST
I was asked by an Israeli player on last news, where is Middle East. That's weird question considering he is playing for a country that's on Middle East in rl. It's right here. I don't see https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af15c1 anywhere tho.
ASIA
Southeastern Asia has became a bit more active place and as it seems, countries with red flags and yellow stars (I am afraid to call them the c word, I might get banned) are growing, it seems like they're fighting https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac826 and https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af15cd at the moment, while https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac82c are trying to take a control over islands in Southasia.
https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac862 has been scooping some islands over there as well, some reporters say they're planning to open call centers there, so expect phone calls about your windows software being hacked.
https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac87d is having the same problem as before,https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f67 is invading their prison.
Other news is that https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac868 and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1 were able to get some regions back, but only for couple of hours before they got canceled again.
And now the part you've all been waiting for, Fingerboard Championship. It is going down on June 20th, somewhere in Germany so get your fingers ready, women love those. I just learned how to do ollie, so I'll most likely participate as well and probably win.
Thanks for reading and special thanks to https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba for making this whole experience so much more fun.
