Yossy News Day #2

YossyApril 25, 2026news

Yossy News Day #2

It's weekend and your boy https://app.warera.io/user/69e4bd30a5c2850e929ce71d didn't go anywhere tonight, so why not just write about what is happening in the world, eh?

USA and Iran agreed to not talk about agreements, Zelensky asking for another peace talk with Russian diplo.... Oh wait, wait, that's wrong world. WarEra one is a bit more spicier than that after all.


MAPS

I realised that 1st world map I used was actually bull crap cause you can't see anything on it, so in future I'll just make maps of places where stuff's happening. So let's check them out

Europe

Africa

South America

The rest I honestly didn't even follow, cause i think nothing special was happening. So lets just start to talk about Epstein in the room, shall we?


WARS

Our dear peaceful leaders from capital of European Union, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a4, had a little fumble yesterday while attacking Haiti and trying to take it from Venezuelians hands. They lost that battle and then... in a moment of fury I guess, they broke the alliance with most of their allies who were helping them in their peace sharing across the world. And the result was:

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa SIUUUUed a resistance war in https://app.warera.io/region/687eab418fc7f0dfa1d2b98e

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa got back their capital https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7049403bc4170a5d6ff

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac79e won a resistance war in https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7039403bc4170a5d6a2

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7fe won a st. Patricks Day in https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7069403bc4170a5d825

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 took https://app.warera.io/region/6813b70b9403bc4170a5daa7 away from them so they can smuggle those big booty latinas more easily to https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7069403bc4170a5d801

And they're about to lose full https://app.warera.io/region/6813b70b9403bc4170a5da86 and https://app.warera.io/region/6813b70b9403bc4170a5da89

And they're like not even trying in these other wars that are currently going on at their territories, which doesn't even look like they're exhausted but more like... they gave up?

Once strong democratic European country with so many nice and peaceful immigrants in real world, after all these attempts to become the biggest and strongest nation in WarEra seems like it's crumbling under it's own ego. Will they get back on their feet and fight back, or will they just surrender under the pressure of domestic citizens of the regions they conquered? Write down in comment's what you think.


https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a8 has woken up and chose violence

My mediteranian dudes, realised after a quick mid day nap, that they could actually fight back against the bauggete people. My guys fought for Basques first in https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7049403bc4170a5d6f3 and then for Barcelona and Messi fans in https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7049403bc4170a5d6ed and they won both. EA Liga back on top?

And while I was talking to you my dear fans subs, donors and lovers, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a8 also tries to take away https://app.warera.io/region/6813b7049403bc4170a5d6e4 from their fellow olive oil enjoyers https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a2


On the continent of coco and beautiful but crazy women, there is a lot going on, but in what I am sure is that https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 is the real deal there. They're holding the majority of continent there and does not look like they're stopping any time soon. There are some other scary looking cartels, I mean countries, like 5 times world cup winners https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac82f, 2022 fake world cup winner https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac832, and some others that never won anything in any sport, but I don't think they can go against venezuela on their own.

This continent feels like it can be easily taken by 2 countries if they just join the forces and split it and I have some weird feeling it is going to be Braenzuela (https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac82f + https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858). If they start going against others on South America, I am sure the defenders will call for aid from some European countries like https://app.warera.io/country/687eab339142f76907295e4e or some shi.


Market ?

One other thing that me and my new friends noticed is that the prices of STEEL and CONCRETE has dropped a bit lately... is that just an eco thing or does that mean people are getting stacked with gold so they can buy Bibles and love letters for other countries they want to visit and bless with word of Christ?

All of this feels like a calm before the storm and we all know that Germany wants to take back their Autobanh, so it's just a matter of time, innit?


What else was fun since my last post? Oh yeah, thank you to 6 people who donated gold and one special thank you to player who donated 5 diamonds on my 1st post.

Thank you all for reading it this far, hopefully you enjoyed it and if you want to support the honest journalist work I do here you know where is the DONATION button.

Yossy out

Yossy News Day #2 | War Era