Yossy Weekly News #1
Good morning everyone,
I won't introduce myself because you can check my account yourself, but I should give you some background to what is this all about and what I'll be doing here, so let's go back in time a bit.
Yossy smol -> Yossy find Grepolis -> Yossy play Grepolis for long time -> Yossy big -> Yossy finds grepolis forum -> Yossy writes news a lot -> People like Yossy news -> Yossy quits Grepolis -> Few years pass -> Monarchh invites Yossy to WarEra -> Yossy finds News section -> I think you can figure out now what I'll do here the most (share my onlyfans)
I will cover wars, bombings, riots, alliances, Diddy news, treasons, backstabbing, and more in my, for now, weekly news. So let's get going, shall we?
Map Day 1
We'll start every news with a map, to see how the world is changing, who is sleeping and who is eating. For now, let's say this is a Day 1 of this beautiful journey as it's the day 1 for me in this game. This is the world map as of moment of writing this masterpiece. It's almost the same as in real life, you guys have been really lazy if I may say so.
Wars
Currently there are some territory exchanges between alliances and some resistance wars mostly in Africa (true shocker, I know), but one bigger war that has cought my eye is between Belgium and Venezuela, so let's see how they're standing as of now.
Belgium
329 players
2nd in weekly damages
3rd in development
I don't know the whole past of the game, but what I see is that Belgium took over their creators (not so Great Britain after all) and CR7 country, which in literally this moment started a resistance war on Azores region, we'll see if they'll SIUUU or they'll cry again. The big Belgium is now looking into expanding onto Cuba and Haiti (nice bitc.. beaches I guess). But there is one little country with with very nice numbers...
Venezuela
518 players
1st in weekly damages
5th in development
I see losing Maduro hasn't really put this country any steps back, just the contrary, they are doing pretty good... for now. Being over expansionist can bring some headaches tho. Venezuelian Latinas are being hit on multiple fronts and is also losing some battles, does that show a sign of exhaustion from all the previous wars they had? They firmly stand 1st on total damages done, maybe they just need to chill with attacking a bit and like start focusing on economy so they can be ready for defence... I heard Vatican is planning to do some Crusades for big boot latinas into South America. I wouldn't sleep peacefully knowing that if I was named José
That's it for now from my side, still need to learn what's actually going on in this world and find some credible sources that I'm willing to pay for (feet pics for now).
I'll see you guys next week! Or if some massive poop starts happening, you might hear from me earlier then.
P.S.
I am really glad to find this game and this active community, I am sure we'll have a lot fun together in our, hopefully long stay. If you want to collaborate on this or some other project, I am more then happy to do so.