Yossy Weekly News #2

I am sorry for not posting last week, I was on a business trip trying to get people to download WarEra. Now that I've lost my job, I can fully focus on writing news and meme dumps for you sick fuckos.

Idk if it's normal so much stuff to happen in a week or two on this game but I like it. I don't even know what it means. No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. No, it's not, it's gross. It get's the people going.

MAPS

Europe

As we can notice a lot has changed, all the broke European countries started revolting with resistance wars and some have been quite successful and some has been a bit more painful. Current state looks a lot like real life world, which is not something I expected to see any time soon.

Let's talk about the greatest loss in the room. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a4 just two weeks ago held a big part of Europe like https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac79e and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa, they had some territories on Cuba and Haiti, but after that loss against https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 on Haiti they broke all the alliances they had and just.. gave up. UK revolted and succeeded, Portugal took back what's theirs and more (CR7 said in last interview it's all bcs of him).

The second greatest loss is https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a0. Dutchies were fighting so hard all around the world and now in the end, they had lost everything except core, same as Belgium. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac79c, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac802, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7f2 and even https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7a6 got their core back, except https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ef who got fisted by peaceful Germans

On Balkan we have regular stuff, countries fighting. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7ba and their proxies https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac814, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7f5, https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac811 and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac80e are all fighting over there and it seems like a lot of other countries are participating in those wars, some want to see the world burn and some are on the side of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7bc. Croatia tried to fight Serbs back by paying up a lot for bounties but instead got their ass fisted and lost quite a bit, it now has only 2 regions. https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7b6 is contantly trying to get out of poverty but https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7eb is always ready to get them back down.

America

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7e5 is holding on it's dear life as Trump lost quite a bit on their home soil (now he knows how middle east felt) from https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858, while South America looks like it's stabilizing. Venezuela gave a lot of territories back to https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac82f, but they're holding Cuba and Haiti so they can control the movement of Escobars shipments of lobsters to Miami.

Africa

https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612 and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac845 currently looks like powerhouses over there holding most of the continent but there are 2 new players on the o'block. Cristiano Ronaldo and some Guinea Bissau and their pigs. The west of the continent is always active with wars, people really can't catch a break or something to eat over there.

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac845 and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa started fighting for some dunes in Sahara as well, we'll see if this is just one battle between them or it will be a full blown war.

POV of Portugese Soldier

Australia

Aussies decided to join the forces with native animals like kangroos, emus and lil spiders the size of my head (the one on my shoulders) to bring their country back from East Timor and Papua New Guinea Pig. They finally did it, now they can focus on fighting frogs again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_toads_in_Australia

I'd also add Asia but honestly that continent looks so boring that I cba to follow. If there is some drama happening over there, tell me in comments and I'll take a look onto it.

There were a lot of elections around the world and some changes have been done in a lot of countries, will that result in new alliances being formed, new friendships, new backstabbings, new Julius Cesars, new donations to my posts? Who knows, but the one thing is certain: there is more and more players in this game every day and I am all for it, makes this game much more fun with different minds and views on the problems and geopolitics.

Anyway, that's it for now, meme dump will be dumped in few days, so stay tuned ;)