No giveaway. No guide. Just fifteen signs you've been in this game a little too long.
If more than five of these hit, you might have a problem. (You don't. Keep playing.)
You've set a phone alarm that has nothing to do with sleep — it's for the 10-hour bar refill.
You know your entrepreneurship percentage better than your bank balance.
You've opened a case, pulled a green item, and felt actual grief.
You've read a 2,000-word article about the game's population pyramid and followed every graph.
You have strong, unprompted opinions about limestone.
You've tried to guilt a friend into using your referral link.
"Just one more quest" has personally cost you sleep.
You've recalculated your gold-per-hour after switching companies more than once this week.
You subscribe to total strangers purely because they might run a giveaway.
A market price crash has hurt your feelings more than actual news.
You know exactly how many levels stand between you and war "finally paying off."
You've defended your country's honor in global chat against someone you will never meet.
You check the shop for the free daily case before you check your own messages.
You've read a guide that opens with "the tutorial isn't great, so here's mine."
You're reading a listicle about WarEra players. On WarEra. Right now.
Which one is uncomfortably specific to you? Drop your own in the comments — the best ones get added to part 2.