you, YES YOU READING THIS, move your factories to PORTUGAL

imma be real my fellow war erians, im tired of the POMPOUS (ik you're going to look up the meaning of that, L) words and grammar, the AI images saying something like "More Production, More Profit, More Power" or whatever chatgpt was feeling like generating that day so ill do this in my own, psychotic way

we have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to offer other than good vibes and a weirdly big player count considering the entire country's population is around 34 (if you count wildlife), but that's our biggest strength, we never have pressure on us because we are always expected to lose, meaning your factories workers can work stress free in beautiful and peaceful places like Amadora, Barreiro and maybe even Venda da Gaita (some interesting factories you can build there btw but don't quote me on that...)

so, please, instead of seeing yet another AI image trying to convince you to move your iron factory creatively named "iron" or "3", i humbly present this:

beautiful right? i spent 8 business days making it

SO PLEASE MOVE SO I CAN SAY I HELP MY COUNTRY INSTEAD OF DOING 2K DAMAGE PER DAY WITH A KNIFE 🫪