Have you ever been saddened by the fact that you are bankrupt? Have you ever wanted to see a glimmer of hope in your life but fail to? HE has returned to save us ALL.
This Is the path of Gambling.
Advice for the new
A few trinkets of genuine advice. If you truly wish to follow the gambling, know this: this is a treacherous path, filled with thorns of disappointment, agony and disappointment all over again. If you still wish to follow our path, know that I have warned you. Note that you will have a violent tendency to be in a recurring lack of Moniy situation.
Build advice
You don’t need to invest in attack but, you need to invest in loot chance, defence and dodge stats. This will allow you to get more clicks and more resultant cases. This will maximise our gambling. Economic skills are also complementary to gambling.
Finances
Destroying your companies is not optimum for maximising gambling. Although in the spur of the moment you may feel that a mythic is right in your sights, but that is a hallucination, a falsehood spread by the game devs.
Here at the church of gambling, we believe in sustainable gambling. However, Selling everything and scrapping to gamble again is allowed since we all are mildly schizophrenic.
Mone
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The God of Gambling has set these core tenets. These are not the rules of a game, but the principle of existence as handed down by the Dealer of Destinies, the Lord of Gambling, for he has bet on us all, now showing us his guiding hand.
The doctrine of Wits
Knowing when the cards are dead, when the odds have turned, and when fortune has withdrawn her favor is a skill we are all to pursue. To throw good money in testing times, to not gamble once having re-encompassed wealth out of fear, is an insult to the very concept of chance.
To Fold when necessary is also an act of wisdom. To preserve your capital to gamble more, towards a brighter day, a more auspicious wager.
To Help your fellow downtrodden on this testing path, we are all but brothers, the children of God.
The Doctrine of the Sacred Gamble
To be born is to be dealt a hand. Thou did not choose thy luck, only how you test it. To refuse to gamble is the only true sin. Inaction is a gamble on nothing, a wager that yields no return and offers no glory. To live is to gamble. Thus, gamble boldly, for you are live.
The Oath of The Gentleman
Do not boast of your wins or bemoan your losses, for both are but the temporary eddies in the great river of chance. We must not pride when afloat, we must not moan when sinking, it is all but natural.
The Final Gamble
A time shall come in the span of your lives when the days blur into a gray, unending stream; when the thrill of the gamble has faded to a whisper and the cards feel dead in your hands; when the very concept of chance has been tamed by routine, comfort, and the slow poison of safety—then know this: the God of Gambling has not abandoned you, but is calling you to the greatest game of all. GAMBLE IT ALL.
Let the world know that Mahney is spelt wrong throughout this article for we cannot fathom that concept for a span of more than 2 seconds.
Coincidentally, 2 seconds is also the time it takes for me to buy crates.
The church of Gambling is officially recruiting missionaries, our party lacking much of a political agenda, but being of similar minds, all the children of the Gambling God.
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